"Hi, my name is Piggy Sue. Once again I have been asked to write about myself, my accomplishments, and my cruising plans. Sometimes it gets to be a bore. No, not a boar. Those are nice. I am a few weeks away from being 18 years old and typing hurts my hoofs a bit. I have a touch of arthritis. Arthritis at 18? Well, I'm a pot-bellied pig and 18 is very old for my species.