Afterward, we adjourned to a very snug little anchorage for lunch and a break before the second race. And here's where things on Tekin began to come undone. Now, like many sailors, I've voyaged to Bermuda and, like many sailors, once there I've enjoyed the island's signature cocktail, the Dark 'n' Stormy, an intriguing concoction of Gosling's rum and ginger beer. As it turns out, the Aussies have their own version and, being Aussies, they've taken it one step further. Theirs is mixed with the local Bundaberg rum and, lo and behold, it comes in a can. As they say in that Guinness commercial: "Brilliant!"